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Apparently this is the world's largest hotdog. To quote Homer Simpson, "Eh...it's pretty big. I guess."

Apparently this is the world's largest hotdog. To quote Homer Simpson, "Eh...it's pretty big. I guess."

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Apparently this is the world's largest hotdog. To quote Homer Simpson, "Eh...it's pretty big. I guess."

Apparently this is the world's largest hotdog. To quote Homer Simpson, "Eh...it's pretty big. I guess."

Do you love awesome stuff? Would you like to judge that stuff professionally? Would you describe yourself as possessing "computer literacy" and a willingess to "travel a minimum of approximately 15-20 events per year—nationally and internationally to verify records, and arrange necessary agreements for our presence"?

If so, have I got the job for you! The Guinness Book of World Records publishing company is seeking a records manager for the book's gaming section. It requires the ability to answer  7,500 web inquiries a year, to brainstorm, and to have experience in "video gaming, Internet, social media, games and past times and consumer technology."

By "past times," I assume the listing means "activities which human beings use to pass the time," and not literal knowledge of the past.

I want someone I know to have this awesome job. Please apply for it, and once you get it, please hook me up with all kinds of free records.

Posted in Off-Topic Blather and tagged with Games, Employment, Guinness Book of World Records.

December 17, 2012 by W.M. Akers.
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