"Why, Hopsie. You ought to be kept in a cage."

My brain's getting a little bit fried from thinking about the hurricane. I'm doing my best to keep tabs on damaged theaters and to learn everything I can about relief efforts—this, I've found, is much easier than actually helping—but sometimes, a boy needs a break. Yesterday, I let myself think a little about Preston Sturges. It was a welcome relief.

From 1940 to 1944, Preston Sturges made eight films, and at least six were great. I didn’t love Christmas In July , and I haven’t seen The Great Moment, a peculiar-sounding dramedy about the invention of anesthesia. But The Lady Eve, Sullivan’s Travels and The Palm Beach Story find a perfect balance between madcap and sentiment, and are among the finest comedies of all time. For what it’s worth, he also wrote and directed a propaganda short, the snappily titled “Safeguarding Military Information,” which you can watch for free online if you are deeply, deeply bored.

Born in Chicago, Sturges was raised on both sides of the Atlantic by a flighty society mother whose best friend was Isadora Duncan—the dancer fondly remembered for having her head pulled off by her own scarf. At sixteen, he began working in the arts, managing his stepfather’s theater into near-oblivion while the older man was busying himself with World War I. After a stint in the air force, Sturges bounced around Broadway, finally writing his first two plays in the late twenties. They flopped hard, but his third effort, the speakeasy comedy Strictly Dishonorable did not. He claimed to have written the play in six days—tying God’s record—and it ran for more than two years.

Ahhh. That's better. Keep reading, or turn off New York 1, put on a movie and let your brain shut up for a while.

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To Work A Miracle, Look To The Stars

Here's to you, workers of ConEd.

Scotty was a miracle worker. Everyone in Starfleet knows it. Engines at max capacity, but you need a little more juice? He'll squeeze a little life out of the old girl. Half his staff blown to bits by an explosion? He'll keep the engines humming and oversee triage. Warp core on the fritz, with the Romulans bearing down? It's a twelve hour task, but if you want it today, he'll do it in six. He's the oppositve of every mechanic you've ever met in real life. 

Long after he and Kirk's five year jaunt, Scotty came to visit the Enterprise-D. Now a captain, he takes advantage of his rank to seriously irritate Geordi LaForge—the chief engineer on the modern new ship. But at one point he gives a piece of advice that explains how he was always able to execute the impossible.

Lie.

Advice from Scotty to all engineers

Pad your estimates of how long or how difficult every important task will take. Your captain may need something right now, but if you tell him it will take a month and get it done in an hour, everybody's happy. 

Yesterday, ConEd did the Scotty trick. Knowing that nothing would enrage blacked-out residents more than missing a deadline for power restoration, they offered nothing but vagueness. Through the week, they kept mum about when power might return. By Thursday, they said that downtown Manhattan might be bright again Saturday. By Friday—late tonight, maybe. And then at seven o'clock last night, the lights came on nearly everywhere that had been dark.

The Scotty Trick. They learned from the best.

In Red Hook, Cleaning Becomes An Art

Martha Bowers, executive director of Red Hook's Dance Theatre Etcetera, spent the week knee-deep in muck. She arrived the morning after the hurricane to find that her second-floor offices had avoided flooding—just. The waterline showed that the water had gotten as high as eight feet the night before, leaving a mess of driftwood, garbage and, oddly, olives. The Fairway below her had been obliterated, and by Wednesday, the smell of rotting food was overwhelming. After hours in the mire, she drove home to Clinton HIll, where children were trick-or-treating.

"I've been up to my knees in mud and toxic water all day, and this neighborhood is trick-or-treating!" she said Wednesday by phone. "Life should return to normal, it's just—only a couple of miles away, it's a disaster zone."

Such astonishment was common this week, as those who have worked in the affected areas contend with the city's overwhelming desire to forget and move on. Wednesday was technically Halloween—the holiday-moving Chris Christie has no power in Brooklyn—and Bowers was not the only artistic citizen of Red Hook who spent the holiday impersonating a relief worker. At a restaurant near Bowers' offices, the instructors from Cora Dance scrubbed the kitchen with bleach. At the Waterfront Barge Museum, Lava Dance Company assisted in clean-up, a favor to the couple in charge, whose children have taken Lava dance classes for years.

"All artists are making art by cleaning right now," Bowers said.

Their space secure, their street clear of olives, Dance Theatre's concern is for the schools where they run dance education programs, and who provide most of their funding. "I went to one school today," Bowers said, "and its whole basement was underwater. We work in another school at the Rockaways, and I don't even know if it's there any more.

"Financially for us, this is gonna be really devastating, but already, people are talking about doing benefits."

On Halloween, while the children of Clinton Hill gorged on candy, the restauranteurs of Red Hook organized a massive barbecue, cooking off meat, veg and anything else that might otherwise spoil. Residents who were unable to evacuate ate well that night. If nothing else, the smell of roasting meat provided a welcome change. 

Park Slope's Littlest Looter

As the national guard contains looting on Coney Island, and thousands of police amble across lower Manhattan, making sure the inhabitants of the Chaos Zone don't get too rowdy, a very tiny, very adorable crime wave has swept the hitherto peaceful confines of storm-spared Park Slope.

I was in line at the Associated Supermarket on Fifth Avenue earlier this evening, replenishing my larder after a few days hiding from the rain. (Oh God, how I fear the rain.) A rather cute four year-old stood in front of me, clutching a tiny purse and looking every bit like a woman out running errands. Playing casual, she wandered over to the candy section, fingered a pack of Bubble Tape and then glanced at her mother.

And then came...the crime!

Little Miss Dillinger unzipped her purse, picked up the Bubble Tape, and slipped it in. She lost her cool when the zipper wouldn't close, and was trying to force it shut when Momma noticed.

"Put that back. Come on."

She put it back.

"You little sticky fingers. Come here. God, and you've got all that Halloween candy at home."

"There's no more Halloween candy! There's no more Halloween candy!"

About this time, the little girl started crying. I don't think it won any sympathy from Mom, but she avoided prosecution.

Theaters—Off, Off Off and On—Grapple With Sandy

Today I've got what I hope will be the first of dozens, thousands—millions!—of stories on Capital New York, a totally snazzy web site. It's also the first of what will be ongoing coverage on this blog of how the theaters, big and small, of New York City are responding to Monday night's hurricane. There's some good reporting here, and I'm proud of it. Hopefully in the next week I can do more.

The temporary home of St. Ann's Warehouse is on Jay Street, nestled in the heart of Dumbo, just half a block from the East River.

On Monday night, tropical storm Sandy soaked Dumbo, flooding Jane's Carousel and dealing untold damage to the neighborhood's bookstores, galleries and shops. As images of the disaster rolled in, St. Ann's executive director Andrew D. Hamingson scanned the pictures for a glimpse of his theater, and expected the worst.

"I'm a bit of a weather hobbyist," he said by phone yesterday, "so I was keeping a very close eye on the storm. It was a fitful night to say the least."

Tuesday morning, he drove to Dumbo to see the chaos for himself. Across the street from the theater, a parking garage was filled with 10 feet of water. Next door, a coffee shop's storeroom had flooded, creating a mire of very salty cold brew. But at St. Ann's Warehouse, the water had barely lapped at the door.

"I can't even tell you how lucky we feel," Hamingson said. "Actually, we sold six tickets during the storm. Who the hell is buying in the midst of the hurricane?"

There's way more. If anyone has news or stories about the hurricane, or information about theaters that are in trouble, message me on Twitter or email akers.william@gmail.com. Stay dry, folks.

Yesterday Was Halloween, So This Is Topical?

I have a long story about the effect the hurricane has had on theaters around the city coming in a little bit. In the meantime, here is this utterly fluffy, not-at-all-topical interview I did with Otto Penzler, asking about The Big Book of Ghosts.

Otto Penzler, owner of The Mysterious Bookshop and all-around pulp fiction buff, is also an accomplished editor. Roughly once a year, he edits a collection of stories for Black Lizard Press. Past volumes include The Black Lizard Big Book of Black Mask Stories, The Big Book of Adventure Stories, and Zombies! Zombies! Zombies. This year, he gives us The Big Book of Ghost Stories, a thousand-page tome packed full of spooks and spectres which is perfect for reading round the campfire—or, for our readers in lower Manhattan, round the flashlight. Bullett emailed Penzler last week to ask him some questions about the genre.

When assembling a collection of this length, how do you keep it focused? Is the theme of ghost stories enough to bind it together, or do you need something more? 

Ghosts, or any of the BIG anthologies I’ve done, is pretty well focused. The book has a huge range, from the Victorian classics to the pulps to the moderns. The one overwhelming element I tried to focus on was that they be readable, well-written, fun (that’s three, but they coelesce into one).

I’m a big fan of H.P. Lovecraft’s over-the-top Gothic storytelling. Who are some less well-known authors who wrote in a similar vein?

Pulps writers, of which there are many in the book, some of whom are relatively unknown. G.G. Pendarves, Paul Ernst, Henry S. Whiehead, Wyatt Blassingame, Greye La Spina, Henry Rousseau—none of them will ever be accused of being restrained stylistically.

There's more. Oh my yes, there's much more. Well, some more anyway.

Al Pacino, King of Jockstraps

Continuing my streak of breaking thirty year-old, well-reported news, I wrote some things about Cruising for Bullett. That would be Cruising, the 1980 William Friedkin/Al Pacino masterpiece about a leather bar serial killer, which is on Watch Now for the next five days, so really if you're gonna watch it, watch it now. Now now now!

Last week, previews started for the new Broadway revival of Glengarry Glen Ross, which has been marketed with a particularly unimaginative bit of stunt casting: putting Al Pacino, who played hotshot Ricky Roma in the 1992 film adaptation, in the role of sadsack Shelly Levene. Because we haven’t seen this new Glengarry yet, and because it’s a grey Friday afternoon, we decided to spend the afternoon with an earlier, less self-conscious version of Alfredo James Pacino. It was a worthwhile experiment, and not just because it was so much more fun than doing real work.

(An aside: Can you measure an actor’s success by how few original plays he appears in on Broadway? Pacino’s last appearance in an original play was in 1969′s Does A Tiger Wear A Necktie?, a drug addict drama the Times called “spasmodically rewarding.” It closed in a month, but Pacino drew good reviews for his portrayal of “a lumbering, drug-sodden psychopath with the mind of a bully and the soul of a poet.” He got famous soon after, and since then has been the kind of bankable Hollywood star who can anchor a big money revival.)

And, of course, there's more! But this is really the best part—the jockstrap-wearing cop whose presence is not explained at all:

The infamous interrogation scene from the notorious 1980 thriller "Cruising" directed by William Friedkin and starring Al Pacino. Believe it or not, it was based off an actual interrogation technique.

In Gowanus, You Can Have Your Play & Drink It Too

Around the corner from the Astor Place Riot compound is the famous Brooklyn Lyceum, a performance space and onetime public baths which is currently the site of Ugly Rhino's Warehouse of Horrors: Gowanus '73—a boozy bit of Halloween theater which runs through November 1. We got Ugly Rhino managing director Bryce Norbitz on the phone this morning, to ask about Halloween, bathhouse raves, and the headaches that come with organizing a theater-party in a 10,000 square foot space.

So tell me about Gowanus 73.

It's sort of a psuedo-interactive traveling theater piece. It's the entire Lyceum, the top floor, middle, bottom, it's enormous. I think it's a 10,000 square foot warehouse. Audiences follow a performer around the space and see different scenes. It's a little different each time. It kind of opens with a party atmosphere, and it always ends in a dance party.

The show is inspired by real life events at the Brooklyn Lyceum when it was Public Bath #7, as well as events in the general Gowanus area. There's a crooked cop and some mobsters and prostitutes. It's kind of a high camp investigation into a murder.

Fun!

It is fun! We've been selling out. People have a good time. It's very social. If you're not with your friends, you get to chat about what you saw and what they saw. A lot of people always wanna hang out and talk about their experiences after the show.

It sounds a little lighter than something like Sleep No More.

It's got a narrative. It's dialogue heavy. No, not dialogue heavy, but it is dialogue based. You're not directing yourself around the space. So it's a little different from Sleep No More in that fashion. It's more like seeing a play, while Sleep No More is more atmospheric. It's definitely lighter, and it has more of a Friday night out kind of vibe to it. 

People have bought tickets faster and more seriously to this show than anything we've done, because I think people are really hungry for this kind of interactive show. Even though it's not a scary show, there's suspense built up. There's a murder or two in the last scene, and everyone's watching to see what happens and when they do, we get a lot of screams and gasps.

What's tricky about organizing such a sprawling show?

You don't want the audience to see someone resetting something. You don't want to hear the same scene that you just saw. That is a little bit tricky, but there are times when it works to our advantage. That took a bit of time to figure out. 

It's a big timetable. It took like seven Excel documents to put this thing together. It's like a big map. It takes a lot of timing. If the actors get really heated in an improv, that's great, but if it's going on too long, that's where the difficulty comes in. How do we make sure that it's action-packed and keep everyone on schedule at the same time? 

Our actors are fantastic. They've done this kind of thing with us or with other people before. A lot of them are Ugly Rhino associate artists, and they're just so adaptable, and great at little things like improvising conversations with audience members. We've been able to, as the days go by, make it a more and more full experience.

Are you a big Halloween person?

No. But everyone else is! I don't think I've ever been to a haunted house in my adult live, and maybe as a kid twice, when I went into the corn maze and I cried and had to be taken out. I'm not a big Halloween person, but my two collaborators are very big on it. I know what scares me, so I know what scares other people. We wanted to put somethign together that wasn't like—Boo!—and someone pops out. Why not not spend your time having a real play, a real story? It's pretty historically accurate, or at least in a referential kind of way.

How did your research process work?

The current building owner we're very close with, and he's in touch with everyone that's alive who owned the building before him.  A lot of stories came down the line that way.  There's a window in the Lyceum, so that if you're in the street you can hop the fence and climb down to where the baths are. In the early '70s, kids would climb down there and have these huge parties. They called them raves, so we called them that too. This was before disco was a thing, so it was a pretty rowdy scene. 

We also heard these stories about these local murders, and though, what a perfect and true setting. A rave party in the early '70s where people may or may not be getting murdered? That's a perfect show, especially for Ugly Rhino, because everything we do has a party attached to it.

I'm trying to talk my girlfriend into coming next week. What should I tell her?

It's a great show for someone who doesn't want your typical haunted house experience, someone who wants to have their play and drink it too. Hey! I just thought of that! That's pretty good, right?

A Little Bit More On (The Real) Virginia Woolf

That's the real Virginia Woolf on the far left. She's really nothing to fear after all.​

Ah, and since I can't stop talking about Virginia Woolf, I thought I'd point out the sole exception to the blanket condemnation of blackface I issued Monday. (I am a bold one, aren't I? Quite a controversial stand, coming out against racism.) Blackface is only acceptable if it's before 1914, and you're using it to humiliate the British navy.

On February 7th, 1910, one Herbert Cholmondesly of HMFO demanded a special train from London’s Paddington Station to convey four Abyssinian princes to Weymouth docks. In fact, the troupe who boarded HMS Dreadnought that morning were pranksters, recruited by the noted adventurer William Horace de Vere Cole, the ‘Cholmondesly of the FO’. Under the elaborate disguises as African potentates were novelist Virginia Woolf, sportsman Anthony Buxton, artist Duncan Grant and a judge’s son Guy Ridley. Their interpreter was Woolf’s brother Adrian. Red carpet and a guard of honour awaited them at Weymouth, with Admiral Sir William May himself welcoming the company.

When rain threatened their make-ups, the ‘princes’ requested the permission to inspect the ship. Inside, they overacted to a ludicrous degree: they handed out visiting cards printed in Swahili. Being at a loss of what to say, Buxton improvised Virgil’s Aeneid in a strange accent, lest the navy recognized Latin. They asked for prayer mats at sunset, and tried to bestow Abyssinian honours on senior officers. ‘Bunga-bunga,’ they exclaimed whenever they were shown some great aspect of the ship; this except Virginia Woolf who had to try hard to disguise her womanish voice.

Goodness, I do love that story. "Bunga Bunga," of course, would later reappear in peculiar guise as part of the unfunny sex farce that is Berlusconi's Italy, and Virginia Woolf would go on to write all sorts of important novels which are funnier than people think. Anyone who's forgotten that Woolf had a sense of humor, and that blackface has its navy-humiliating uses, can consult the picture above.​

Arena Stage Likes to Share

Responding to Howard Sherman and David Dower's conversation last week about the lack of reporting on Arena Stage's involvement with Virginia Woolf, I wrote this for Bullett. 

The current revival of Edward Albee's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf opened on October 13th, the fiftieth anniversary of the show's Broadway debut, and has been greeted with the kind of praise usually reserved for Derek Jeter. Although credited as the brainchild of Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre Company, where the production first appeared in 2010, the show was in fact a collaboration between the Chicago outfit and Washington, D.C.'s Arena Stage. 

Woolf played Arena in the spring, as part of an Edward Albee festival that marked the decades-old theater's first season in their new home, the stately Mead Center for American Theater. Certain thoughtful members of the New York theater scene have complained that, as far as credit for the production goes, Arena has gotten stiffed. To right that wrong, we at Bullett put in a call to Edgar Dobie, executive director at Arena Stage.

Tell me about this production's trip from Chicago, to D.C., to New York. How did it wind up at Arena Stage?

We produced Virginia Woolf as part of the Edward Albee festival, so for us it had a huge arc, and was a really important moment for the theater. Edward is one of those authors who's involved, and who has absolute right of approval around things like selection of director and casting. Some authors don't work that way. They write it and allow it to be interpreted whatever way you want. Albee was involved in approving Pam MacKinnon as a director, and he was here for rehearsals and saw the show several times.

Pam's dream cast was [Steppenwolf ensemble members] Tracy Letts and Amy Morton, so that led to reaching out to Martha Lavey and David Hawkanson, at Steppenwolf. We discovered they had wanted to do Albee's work, and that they just hadn't done it because they couldn't reconcile Edward Albee's way of needing to approve everything with their ensemble format. What we offered was a director, Pam MacKinnon, who they wanted to work with. The vision of the author and the director began to fit like a glove.

The play was very much carefully and lovingly produced at Steppenwolf, but the spark and the opportunity for it, from our perspective, originated here. We're happy to share it.

There's more. Much more! Check it out, fella. If you didn't see my rather rambly review of the production, now you can, using the Internet.

And if anybody else needs some reporting done, just tweet about it. I'm like a superhero who doesn't have any powers but knows how to make phone calls.​